FSM Creation of Adam Touched By His Noodly Appendage Shirt-RT

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester; Imported; Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat; Touched by His Noodly Appendage, funny phrase commonly used among the followers of the FSM. Perhaps you are an Ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with your Colander. He boiled for your sins. Pastafarians favorite shirt!; Put a pot of water on to boil. Get those noodles ready for their holy baptism. May the scalding hot water wash away our sins from our souls. Let the steam remind us that we all ascend from our current state of matter to a higher level of matter. Pastafari; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem